Catfish?

 

A yummy, crispy catfish cutlet correlate from that pain in the ass vegan. Nice and crunchy crust; very good flavor: The little guy munched them away for a midnight snack, asking for, “…more of that chicken stuff you made.”

The breaded batter perhaps could be a little less creamy, maybe hand macerate the chick peas, or, throw in some vermicelli. 

The accompanying dill sauce is awesome also.