Well… An amusing article, but if you’re going to talk about food!
If you’re mentioning deep dish pizza, you really ought to mention Niki’s before calling up Dominoes, Jets and Little Caesars — no grief to them, but Detroit style comes down to Niki’s, Buddy’s with Cloverleaf only at the original restaurant. I’ll take Niki’s over anything.
Additionally, Mexicantown is the best Mexican restaurant? The only comparator, Xochis?
There’s nothing wrong with Mexicantown — they’re fine, and I’ll take a Xochi botana. But how about tortas at Los Galanes, or any of the numerous Taqueros?